Term used to refer to any buggyapp that crashes a lot, but can also refer to your computer as well.
Example 1: Pinnacle Studio is such a crashaholic, so that's why I switched to Adobe Premiere.
Example 2: I bought a new PC because my old one was a crashaholic every time I tried to use it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'