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Crapdusting 

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.
Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!
Crapdusting by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.
I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.
cropdusting by Aftershock October 29, 2004

cropdusting

farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking
wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.
cropdusting by questionsleep February 9, 2004

Cropdusting

the act of farting WHILE walking; leaving a trail behind yourself
I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust
Cropdusting by Tim S. December 9, 2004

Cropdusting

The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.
Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."

Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."

Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"
Cropdusting by Potato Sack July 25, 2008

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!