Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Croaked Pussy

Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy

Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...

by wutwazthat January 7, 2015

Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.

My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!

by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event

My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight

by Mc1! September 6, 2025