Top definition
When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.
My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.
by Dolores Machado December 30, 2009
Get the merch
Get the crooked eye neck gaiter and mug.
Aug 5 Word of the Day
When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances

(Common in Starcraft II)
"Why is johnny screaming at his computer"

"He lost a few games of Starcraft II, I think he is Tilting"
by Lashley1337 February 14, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Tilting mug for your buddy Sarah.
a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.
yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up
by SistaFista August 25, 2011
Get the mug
Get a crooked eye mug for your sister-in-law Sarah.
Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Crooked Eye mug for your sister Beatrix.