Cronj

>That special breed of procrastination where you know you're out of time, but still chill until the last seconds you will be rushing

Me cronj-ing my entire semester in one night 🫠
"I cronj’d my whole project. It’s due at 11:59 and I just started at 11:20."

by Just a chill girl June 11, 2025

Conjangle

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Conjour

Conjour, is a plastic coating or plastic container around cables.

Spud how's that cable looking?

It's sound you've just took the conjour off it

by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee

mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews

by investor February 17, 2009

conjedo

Pronounced "con-yay-doe"; a mimicry of spanish. Similar in use to "dirka dirka", which is used to mimic mideast tongues.

Paul yells out "conjedo! conjedo! conjedo!" every time we pass a group of wetbacks hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot.

by Murray Rothbard March 8, 2006