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you would NOT want your child to grow up to be a conj.
conj by steven rx September 5, 2008
Bill: wow... you sat outside your boyfriends window & watched him sleep? you pulled a total conj yo.
conj by lucie 2 September 5, 2008
A well known character in naas. Best known for his ginger skin head and his father, Ronj. Has a passion for darts and can be found in Boyles most days or else somewhere smoking a rollie whilst singing an Irish classic.
'Conj is some man for one man!'
'I asked for a bag of Cheetos but got conj instead.'
Conj by Naasistheplace May 20, 2015

Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something
I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.
Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012
1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi
On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!
Conjabi by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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