conj

to bleed profusely from the anus.

I'm so angry i could conj!
I'm gunna conj on your face!
Look out! He's gunna conj!

by c-leo and d-dubbs December 17, 2008

conj

con artist, stalker, lurker

you would NOT want your child to grow up to be a conj.

by steven rx September 5, 2008

conj

ringleader of lurking.

Bill: wow... you sat outside your boyfriends window & watched him sleep? you pulled a total conj yo.

by lucie 2 September 5, 2008

conje

Clever in a sly why, able to make things up on the fly. Partially derived from conjure and clever.

Anthony is one conje mother fucker, being able to pwn them like that.

by Ro-Z77 April 14, 2009

Conj

A well known character in naas. Best known for his ginger skin head and his father, Ronj. Has a passion for darts and can be found in Boyles most days or else somewhere smoking a rollie whilst singing an Irish classic.

'Conj is some man for one man!'
'I asked for a bag of Cheetos but got conj instead.'

by Naasistheplace May 20, 2015