Compitted 

To commit to an event/task in the near future and/or past

I have compitted to the trip

Compitted by Lodder March 10, 2024

committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.

John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.

committed bachelor by Autonymous August 23, 2014

committed non-relationship 

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"

The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

committed non-relationship by malberry August 31, 2012

vip itty bitty titty committee

You belong if an AA cup bra is too big for you!

Darn, this 32AA is to big. I guess I'm a vip itty bitty titty committee member!

vip itty bitty titty committee by wacanda February 14, 2012

Big Titty Committee 

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.

Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.

Big Titty Committee by PMax March 9, 2008

comfy chair committee 

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

comfy chair committee by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

Super Committee 

Ironic slang for a committee formed to have lots of meetings, get nothing done, and ultimately defer a problem. Often created as a delay tactic when members of an organization are more concerned with preserving their own standing than working towards the greater good.

John: Our problems seem so easy to solve if both sides compromise. It's just basic common sense.
Sally: Don't be so sure. The people in charge just formed a Super Committee.
John: I guess I'll keep reading Sartre.

Super Committee by Concerned Citizen 2012 November 21, 2011