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Crocostimpy
A terrible, fearsome creature that inhabits the Galapagos Islands. Discovered by nature show hosts Ren and Stimpy, the creature is known for its large blue nose, small brain, and its distinctive call of "Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy".
Crocostimpy by P-faff August 14, 2006
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Crocco • Croccs • Croccoisseur • CROCCYSTYLE • Crockosaur • crocoshet • CrocOsnake • Crocostimpy • crocostrodgification • croc'o shit
Crockosaur
A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.
NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."
"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."
"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."
"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
Crockosaur by The master of bears January 18, 2010
crocoshet
cool guy
crocoshit
CrocOsnake
A great guy who's also have a lot of imagination. Everyday he have a new idea for stuffs. Tho also very horny but still a great guy to be around and fun to talk to.
CrocOsnake by Someonewhosimpsonyou May 21, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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