A person who owns and wears a plethora of Croc footwear. Usually has them in multiple colors and styles. And is most likely to use Apple technology. It just is.
Observer: Every time I see that dude, he's wearing different crocs. How many pairs of ugly shoes does 1 person need?
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Friend of Judgy McJudgerton: Must be a Croccoisseur...
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1. a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments in marijuana varieties, or in matters of taste.
2. a discerning judge of the best marijuana.
2. a discerning judge of the best marijuana.
-If you are a hardcore cronnoisseur, you might find the strain choices too limiting.
-He was a true chronic, and connoisseur of Sour Diesel in particular.
-He was a true chronic, and connoisseur of Sour Diesel in particular.
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a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.
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a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.
A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.
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