Croccoisseur 

A person who owns and wears a plethora of Croc footwear. Usually has them in multiple colors and styles. And is most likely to use Apple technology. It just is.

Observer: Every time I see that dude, he's wearing different crocs. How many pairs of ugly shoes does 1 person need?
Friend of Judgy McJudgerton: Must be a Croccoisseur...

Croccoisseur by Starnca June 9, 2023

Crocoisseur 

One who collects, wears, and thumps Crocs. Someone who thinks Crocs are the best piece of footwear to ever exist. They own a minimum, or have purchased a minimum, of 5 pairs of Crocs.

Dude is a crocoisseur, he's got like 30 pairs of camo Crocs.

Crocoisseur by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

cronnoisseur 

1. a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments in marijuana varieties, or in matters of taste.

2. a discerning judge of the best marijuana.

-If you are a hardcore cronnoisseur, you might find the strain choices too limiting.

-He was a true chronic, and connoisseur of Sour Diesel in particular.

cronnoisseur by cronnoisseur June 15, 2014

Cockoisseur 

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

Cockoisseur by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018