Croccoisseur

A person who owns and wears a plethora of Croc footwear. Usually has them in multiple colors and styles. And is most likely to use Apple technology. It just is.

Observer: Every time I see that dude, he's wearing different crocs. How many pairs of ugly shoes does 1 person need?
Friend of Judgy McJudgerton: Must be a Croccoisseur...

by Starnca June 9, 2023