crocoshet

cool guy

Hey, what's up crocoshet?

crocoshet by crocoshet July 14, 2010

crochet 

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

crochet-ming 

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

crochet-ming by itchymonkey April 6, 2016

crockshits

Lots, a lot, loads, tons.

We are going to make crockshits of cash.

crockshits by Cydne Washington December 29, 2008

crochet 

something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)

1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.

2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?

3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!

4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.

5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.

crochet by M. Stewart March 24, 2003

crocoshit 

Please see "crocoshet"

crocoshit your an a-hole

crocoshit by Tikuf August 7, 2010

chocoshotgun 

Projectile or even explosive rectal ejection. Possibly resulting in a pink sock from exertion.

It's not a true chocoshotgun unless the blast spray is fine and well dispersed, potentially with remnants of your last meal. This is usually done against surfaces or in the corner of an alley.

Kevin couldn't contain himself anymore he was forced to unload the entire chamber of the chocoshotgun on the wall. All he had to say for himself was "now I have room for bdubs!"

chocoshotgun by Moxification August 17, 2018