eat my left

eat my left is a phrased used at a person who deserves utter disrespect.

when saying this at someone you are telling them to get down and worship your left nut as they are useless people. touching your right is totally unacceptable.

when using the comeback "eat my left", no matter what they say you have won the argument

Person 1: Geez you've got a head like a kicked in coke can!

Person 2: eat my left ya piece of shit

by Dewius Finn November 8, 2009

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my left hand

Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.

'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'

by Aiden Mars April 12, 2008

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my left nut

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

by augris May 27, 2009

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suck my left

similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.

"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.

by Nalyr December 27, 2005

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