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Croccifixio

He'll always be your favorite person. No matter what you go through together, no matter what he does, you won't be able to forget about him. Once he loves you, it will be forever. He is very determined. When it comes to things that belong to him, he wont let anyone take them from him. He's charming and he knows it. Although he thinks that all he will ever be is the pretty face. He doesn't think he is deserving of genuine love. That's not the care though, he's genuine, caring, and makes everyone laugh. He always forgets how quickly he can fall for someone until it's too late to stop it. Once he is in love, that person is what he craves. His sex will be unforgettable if he is in love with you. It will eventually make you fall in love if you didn't at first sight.
Girl 1: did you see Croccifixio today?
Girl 2: omg yes! Now I cant stop thinking about him!

1: I know he drives me crazy!
2: crazy in love!!!!
by WEEE3D November 6, 2021
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Crucifixion

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.
The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015
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crucifixion

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.
by jesster79 February 21, 2005
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Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.
"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"
by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017
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Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
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testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.
by Cryptic May 5, 2005
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Goat Throat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob
by CJ142857 April 25, 2022
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