Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Crocadiller

The redneck version of saying "crocadile"

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller

by Phython74 June 25, 2009

crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006

crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.

Wow look at that majestic crocodildo

by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018

Crocodilio

A fierce reptile native to Latrobe, Pennsylvania, living in the swamps and creeks. They are part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen. Fully grown, they can be up to 10 feet long. Crocodilios hunt upon medium to large sized prey ranging from beavers to even humans. An encounter with one means almost certain death, for the first strike is deadly. One must be on high guard when entering their territory. Crocodilios are very stealthy creatures and often hunt in packs. Breeding season lasts from early May to late June. This is when it is most dangerous. These creature go away in hiding in late summer and hibernate during the cold Pennsylvania winters.

"Dude we better get out of here. I think I just saw a crocodilio."

Oh shit dude we don't want to get eaten by one!

by p8ntballermike August 14, 2010

Crocadile Hunter

Steve Irwin, He recently died because of a stingray barb to the chest that pierced his heart. He was fanous for doing wild and crazy things to educate people on dangerous animals. He had a wife and a young child. Rest in Peace Steve Irwin
known for saying crikey!

Steve Irwin: Crikey!
Soem guy: i love the crocadile hunter

by YoungYulia September 4, 2006

crocadile death roll

its when your having sex missionary position, and all of a sudden (catching her off guard) roll her off the bed making sure when you fall, you fall on top of her, potentially injuring her, then proceed to dry anal penetration until you are bucked off.

The crocadile death roll requires extreme concentration, u have to make sure you land on her.

by Dave faulk June 22, 2006