crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006

Crocadilladog

Similar to a hippacrocapig, a fat ugly female.

Jesus christ, look at the state of that Crocadilladog over there!!

by Gill_j August 17, 2006

Crockadillapig

To describe a extremely unattractive woman who may be in the area or one of your mates might have "encountered"

"she's a complete crockadillapig!"

by rogue trooper January 19, 2009

Crocadillypig

Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have

acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of the oinky nature.

Crocadillypig meaning Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of most oinkys! Crocadillpig being a mix of the two

" dude your girlfriend is such a piglephant! Yno like shes a crocadilly pig. Motherfucker shes a fat bitck ok"

by G bitz December 1, 2014

crockadillapigamooseasaurus

One seriously ugly woman

'Oh my god look at the state of that'

'Yeah she's a real crockadillapigamooseasaurus !!'

by hobbo666 August 21, 2011

crocadilapig

a dirty bastard thit snot rockets down his beard

rickie : aaachooooo (snot rockets out down his beard and he smiles proudly)
laurence : u dirty fucking crocadilapig !!!

by rickie crocadilapig June 10, 2018

Crocadillahillapig

A cross breed of a Animals that gives of a very unique sound that sounds exactly like a deep sleeping human/ape when it snores soo loudly that it has enough power to keep every neighbour within a mile radius awake at night. Has been known to have enough bass sound waves in it to shatter walls.

The only known solutions to cure this in a human
for it to sleep during the noise of the day,

move to a remote area with little existance, deep underground.

Or the slaughter of such beast. (Which is murder and not recommended for humanity reasons)

History.

As the legend goes this was founded

In Piccadilly Tamworth. Where nieghbours tend to keep each other awake at night with the very thin walls in the original mining houses. It is more Common when the said beast has done a hard days work.

The beast in question is a descent of the "wookie"

Also see "snorlax"

Jeez that's some kind of snore. Sounds like a Crocadillahillapig 🤣💤
🦍🐄🐘🐖😴😱💤🛌

by Tayan January 28, 2021