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Crocadildo 

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.
Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
Crocadildo by El domarino July 4, 2014

Crackadile 

Your Crackadile is showing
Crackadile by WeeezyF October 4, 2010

Crackacoldonewiththeboysiosis 

I recently got crackacoldonewiththeboysiosis from cracking too many cold ones with the boys

Crankadillo 

Someone who is so cranky that their skin hardens. Native to Oak Park, IL and often seen working in the kitchen of a restaurant. Approach with caution, known to be rude for no reason.
Nick quit being such a crankadillo, bruh.
Crankadillo by FalconStrong January 2, 2019

crackadingdongdacklin 

raver variation of "crackalackin". rhyming suffixes may be added within the "cracka" and "lin"
what is crackadingdongdacklin, beth?

crackadile 

A crack dealer who wears alligator skin boots because he thinks hes a pimp.
"Is that a pimp"
"No hes just a wanna be crackadile
crackadile by annoymous111111 June 20, 2006