The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.
Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
Someone who is so cranky that their skin hardens. Native to Oak Park, IL and often seen working in the kitchen of a restaurant. Approach with caution, known to be rude for no reason.