"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".
Steve Irwin, He recently died because of a stingray barb to the chest that pierced his heart. He was fanous for doing wild and crazy things to educate people on dangerous animals. He had a wife and a young child. Rest in Peace Steve Irwin
known for saying crikey!
its when your having sex missionary position, and all of a sudden (catching her off guard) roll her off the bed making sure when you fall, you fall on top of her, potentially injuring her, then proceed to dry anal penetration until you are bucked off.
Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have
acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of the oinky nature.
Crocadillypig meaning Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of most oinkys! Crocadillpig being a mix of the two
" dude your girlfriend is such a piglephant! Yno like shes a crocadilly pig. Motherfucker shes a fat bitck ok"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.