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On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.
I wanna make fun of Lil' Jon so im going to make the word Crizunk.
crizunk by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006
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Crizus Chizus Cricus crimus crious crius crixus Crizshan Crizumptuous crizunk

Crizumptuous 

A flavor that you never forget.
Wow, the flavor of this cake you made me is very crizumptuous!
Crizumptuous by Griffonry October 15, 2015
Chizus is a blending of cheese and Jesus, the two most important things in the western world. It can also be spelled Cheesus, or Cheezus.
Chizus is coming back soon. Don't be left below.
Chizus by Tohma Seguchi September 12, 2005
Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays
Store clerk* “merry crimus”
crimus by Unclesparta November 29, 2022
Crixus was a Gallic gladiator and military leader in the Third Servile War. Born in Gaul, he was enslaved by the Romans under unknown circumstances and trained as a gladiator in Capua. His name means "one with curly hair" in Gaulish.

He fought along side Spartacus, rampaging and looting. They separated because Spartacus wanted to train in the hills against the Romans but Crixus was having too much fun plundering. This led to his death but it was very honorable, he was defeated with his stubborn head held high.
Crixus was told he would freeze outside but decided to stay in the yard because he didn't want his friends to think his mom ran his life.
crixus by ahood2012 February 2, 2017
"crazy-jesus". When you are defining something crazy, which makes you wanna say "JESUS CHRIST!"

Use this word when your head's thinking "crazy", but you spill out "jesus!" instead.
"crazus... your eyes are so big."
crazus by your daddy321 July 29, 2008