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On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.
I wanna make fun of Lil' Jon so im going to make the word Crizunk.
crizunk by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006
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Crizus • Chizus • Cricus • crimus • crious • crius • crixus • Crizshan • Crizumptuous • crizunk

Crizumptuous 

A flavor that you never forget.
Wow, the flavor of this cake you made me is very crizumptuous!
Crizumptuous by Griffonry October 15, 2015
Chizus is a blending of cheese and Jesus, the two most important things in the western world. It can also be spelled Cheesus, or Cheezus.
Chizus is coming back soon. Don't be left below.
Chizus by Tohma Seguchi September 12, 2005
Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays
Store clerk* “merry crimus”
crimus by Unclesparta November 29, 2022
Crixus was a Gallic gladiator and military leader in the Third Servile War. Born in Gaul, he was enslaved by the Romans under unknown circumstances and trained as a gladiator in Capua. His name means "one with curly hair" in Gaulish.

He fought along side Spartacus, rampaging and looting. They separated because Spartacus wanted to train in the hills against the Romans but Crixus was having too much fun plundering. This led to his death but it was very honorable, he was defeated with his stubborn head held high.
Crixus was told he would freeze outside but decided to stay in the yard because he didn't want his friends to think his mom ran his life.
crixus by ahood2012 February 2, 2017
"crazy-jesus". When you are defining something crazy, which makes you wanna say "JESUS CHRIST!"

Use this word when your head's thinking "crazy", but you spill out "jesus!" instead.
"crazus... your eyes are so big."
crazus by your daddy321 July 29, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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