critchfield

A place, usually a park or sport's field, which is commonly used by homosexuals for dogging.

Colloquial slang term from North England.

We're not playing football there, its a critchfield!

by durham-james December 15, 2009

clay critchfield

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

crutchfield

Crutchfield is a member of the biggest pussy magnet for the ladies in the world...also makes at least one guy squirt in his pants.

We have a new Crutchfield to our community. Don't get horny!

by Mclovin0309988 May 17, 2016

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

critchfriends.com

the schools full of wonderful people such as Harry Fishtch and Mrs hyde Besties for life I recommend your child comes here . Thanks dont forget the critch

critchfriends.com is mainly about the birds and the bees

by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021

Crutchfielded

To suffer unduly due to incompetence and poor planning of a junior executive hoping to one day rise to the next level. To work harder than necessary due to another’s poor planning.

Sorry dude, I can’t meet you for a beer, I just got Crutchfielded.

by CarlChilders April 16, 2021

Scritchfield

VERY masculine name that strikes fear into every single living thing, and also anyone with this name has a MONSTER COCK!!!!!

Scritchfield

MONSTER COCK

by Jdhdhsj November 24, 2021