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clay critchfield 

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him
Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield
clay critchfield by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

crutchfield 

Crutchfield is a member of the biggest pussy magnet for the ladies in the world...also makes at least one guy squirt in his pants.
We have a new Crutchfield to our community. Don't get horny!
crutchfield by Mclovin0309988 May 17, 2016

Crotchfiend 

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.
John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend
Crotchfiend by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

critchfriends.com 

the schools full of wonderful people such as Harry Fishtch and Mrs hyde Besties for life I recommend your child comes here . Thanks dont forget the critch
critchfriends.com is mainly about the birds and the bees
critchfriends.com by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021

Crutchfielded

To suffer unduly due to incompetence and poor planning of a junior executive hoping to one day rise to the next level. To work harder than necessary due to another’s poor planning.
Sorry dude, I can’t meet you for a beer, I just got Crutchfielded.
Crutchfielded by CarlChilders April 16, 2021

Scritchfield 

VERY masculine name that strikes fear into every single living thing, and also anyone with this name has a MONSTER COCK!!!!!
Scritchfield

MONSTER COCK
Scritchfield by Jdhdhsj November 24, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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