crutchfield

Crutchfield is a member of the biggest pussy magnet for the ladies in the world...also makes at least one guy squirt in his pants.

We have a new Crutchfield to our community. Don't get horny!

by Mclovin0309988 May 17, 2016

critchfield

A place, usually a park or sport's field, which is commonly used by homosexuals for dogging.

Colloquial slang term from North England.

We're not playing football there, its a critchfield!

by durham-james December 15, 2009

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

clay critchfield

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

Crutchfielded

To suffer unduly due to incompetence and poor planning of a junior executive hoping to one day rise to the next level. To work harder than necessary due to another’s poor planning.

Sorry dude, I can’t meet you for a beer, I just got Crutchfielded.

by CarlChilders April 16, 2021