crutchfield 

Crutchfield is a member of the biggest pussy magnet for the ladies in the world...also makes at least one guy squirt in his pants.

We have a new Crutchfield to our community. Don't get horny!

crutchfield by Mclovin0309988 May 17, 2016

critchfield 

A place, usually a park or sport's field, which is commonly used by homosexuals for dogging.

Colloquial slang term from North England.

We're not playing football there, its a critchfield!

critchfield by durham-james December 15, 2009

Crotchfiend 

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

Crotchfiend by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

clay critchfield 

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

clay critchfield by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

Crutchfielded

To suffer unduly due to incompetence and poor planning of a junior executive hoping to one day rise to the next level. To work harder than necessary due to another’s poor planning.

Sorry dude, I can’t meet you for a beer, I just got Crutchfielded.

Crutchfielded by CarlChilders April 16, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020