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Cristóvão

Gajo alto com 1.97m com pila grande que o gajo que toca baixo da banda boémia chamado António Fortunato viu e tocou durante uma visita de estudo a Pampilhosa da Serra
António: Puto grande picha a do Cristóvão mano! 10/10! Porque que aquela porca nunca mais lhe falou ?
JP: Não sei mano, mas no churrasco da FCSH disse a ti que a queria comer antes de notar que ela estava a trás de ti.
Cristóvão by Cristóvão March 9, 2020
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he is really smeaxy,loyal,tall,smart, awesome, and kind really athletic
cristobal is a reallyy nice guy
cristobal by kelvin123 September 5, 2019

Cristoval 

The coolest guy you will meet even for a short time hese worth your time 😍
Hey girl did you hear about Cristoval hese so amazing
Cristoval by killer swagg April 13, 2015
A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.
"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"
Cristobal by Omen chaos September 3, 2014

Cristovalitos 

It's a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. It's a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. Idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. Posers now days may call them meritos, But those are just youngsters who don't know much about the history of the Cristovalitos
Guy: aye bro I'm hungy!
Kool guy:let's make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
Guy:you mean meritos?
Kool guy: get the fuck out my house poser!
Cristovalitos by Ez-$ May 13, 2016

Juan Cristobal 

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.
Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special
Juan Cristobal by FloBL April 21, 2021
he is someone, with a lot of energy, he likes hedgehogs and the moon, his company is very calm and without a doubt the one I like the most, he really is a person who can make you very happy, he personally lights up all my days, and always makes me get out the best of me, Cristobal has tan skin and dark brown eyes, but with his light touch, his dark brown hair, when it's long you can easily tangle your fingers in it, and when it's short, it looks spiky and scary, his lips .. they are soft and large, it is worth knowing a Cristóbal. the puppies approach him and the little bugs the same, his presence is the most natural thing there is, it fascinates me, I love him very much <3
Cristobal, thanks for everything until today ^^
Cristobal by rei chikita May 5, 2022