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Cristobar 

A guy that packs large and if a hoe steps out of line will grab his dick and slap her across the face. He can ber nice but mostly will be a douche bag. He likes when the hoes are loyal, He usually 3 to 4 of them a night.
Cristobar is coming, we got to be mad loyal or were getting slapped with a truck. xoxo
Cristobar by pussyeater4500 May 29, 2018
Words you can keep
he is really smeaxy,loyal,tall,smart, awesome, and kind really athletic
cristobal is a reallyy nice guy
cristobal by kelvin123 September 5, 2019

Cristoval 

The coolest guy you will meet even for a short time hese worth your time 😍
Hey girl did you hear about Cristoval hese so amazing
Cristoval by killer swagg April 13, 2015
A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.
"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"
Cristobal by Omen chaos September 3, 2014
Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

Juan Cristobal 

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.
Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special
Juan Cristobal by FloBL April 21, 2021

Cristovalitos 

It's a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. It's a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. Idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. Posers now days may call them meritos, But those are just youngsters who don't know much about the history of the Cristovalitos
Guy: aye bro I'm hungy!
Kool guy:let's make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
Guy:you mean meritos?
Kool guy: get the fuck out my house poser!
Cristovalitos by Ez-$ May 13, 2016
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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