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A guy that packs large and if a hoe steps out of line will grab his dick and slap her across the face. He can ber nice but mostly will be a douche bag. He likes when the hoes are loyal, He usually 3 to 4 of them a night.

Cristobar is coming, we got to be mad loyal or were getting slapped with a truck. xoxo

Cristobar by pussyeater4500 May 29, 2018

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cristobal

he is really smeaxy,loyal,tall,smart, awesome, and kind really athletic

cristobal is a reallyy nice guy

cristobal by kelvin123 September 5, 2019

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Cristoval

The coolest guy you will meet even for a short time hese worth your time 😍

Hey girl did you hear about Cristoval hese so amazing

Cristoval by killer swagg April 13, 2015

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Cristobal

A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.

"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"

Cristobal by Omen chaos September 3, 2014

Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..

i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?

Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

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Juan Cristobal

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.

Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special

Juan Cristobal by FloBL April 21, 2021

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Cristovalitos

It's a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. It's a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. Idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. Posers now days may call them meritos, But those are just youngsters who don't know much about the history of the Cristovalitos

Guy: aye bro I'm hungy!
Kool guy:let's make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
Guy:you mean meritos?
Kool guy: get the fuck out my house poser!

Cristovalitos by Ez-$ May 13, 2016

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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