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crisstonia

A very quite person on the phone but likes to talk in person. She is a girlfriend that won’t break up with you and instead will try to work it out and don’t take a word anyone says. She is pretty and fun to hang with. She is mad nice to you if you are on her good side but she can lock you out if you’re on her bad side. Even if she hates you she will still try to cheer you up.
I thought she wasn’t friends with that person anymore

She isn’t but she is a crisstonia
crisstonia by True man $$ February 23, 2020
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Crisstian 

The official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing Darren Criss. The members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of A Very Potter Musical. They frown upon people who only love Criss through Glee. The religion is quickly growing and encompassing such websites as Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, YouTube, and Myspace.
"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."

"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.
Crisstian by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010

Crisstopized 

crisstopized or crisstopization comes from the name Darren Criss
it's a fan made word (made by me)

it actually means that you are totally inlove with Darren Criss

see also colfernized for the Chris Colfer version
person 1: hey do you know that Darren dude uuhm Darren Criss
person 2: DO I KNOW HIM!!!? OFCOURS I DO.

I FREAKING LOVE HIM
person 1: wow you are def Crisstopized
Crisstopized by SnowyP7 March 29, 2011

cristiniando 

Ella y yo estamos cristiniando.
cristiniando by Tu pana October 23, 2017

crisstina 

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock yo...ur lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to
That's an Crisstina
crisstina by Criss00000 March 14, 2017

Crisstian 

a crisstian is an amazing person with one of the best personalities in the world. They are the most kind and caring person you will ever come across. Crisstian's hilarious and can make feel better whenever your down. They are known for his awesome hair even if he doesnt agree. "Crisstian" is the true definition of a ninja. They're the person you always want to be around, the person who can always make you smile. They give the best hugs and is there for you whenever where ever. Crisstians are total sexbombs and everyone wants one. They're talented in everyway especially musically. They are loyal to his friends. A Crisstian is the kind of person everyone wants to know.
person a: how do you spell sexbomb?
person b: crisstian

guy: you are the nicest and most awesome person in the world and im lucky to have you
girl: dont tell bull everyone knows your just using the deffinition for a crisstian.

guy a: omg! did u see that ninja??
guy b: um dude dont you mean a crisstian?
Crisstian by fateyedginger. November 23, 2010
It’s when u have cristal and put it up ur ass
I have cristonia
cristonia by Scoochie November 16, 2020
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