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crumplesack 

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.
The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!
Word of the Day on March 5, 2017

Cumblecock

A dick that becomes shy after ejaculation.
He has a cumblecock; little things disappears after cumming.
Cumblecock by FabulousIl$3 October 22, 2018

Cripplecock 

A non functioning limp/soft penis.
I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

crumplesack 

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure
jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

adam crumplesack 

Name made up by lily and miles
Omg look at that Adam crumplesack, he's so hot my god
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026