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Crimedotte

Colloquial name for Wyandotte County, Kansas. The high crime and murder rates make the county one of the most dangerous place to live in the United States and also gives justification to the term. Despite what J. Rebar reports, he did not coin the term. It dates back further than the 1960's. Wyandotte is mostly urban with a small rural community on the outlying western borders.
Crimedotte was not made up by J. Rebar.
Crimedotte by DPZ77 May 22, 2016

Crimedotte County 

We were sayin' Crimedotte County at Central Jr. High back in 1970. So, it's been around for a while.....
Wyandotte County = Crimedotte County because it's a better description of the prevalent situation
Crimedotte County by Glenn Patrik October 4, 2007

Crimedotte

Crimedotte is a nick name I came up with for Wyandotte County in Killa City Kansas, because when shirts are made that say Stop the silence and violence you already know nobody plays games out here
Mothafuckas dont play out here in Crimedotte
Crimedotte by J. Rebar August 8, 2006

Crimedotte

Nick name for "Wyandotte" County, home to Kansas City, Kansas... The other side of the state border to the still larger Kansas City, Missouri. Within this primarily urban county, there is enough poverty to create so-called crime epidemic. Neighborhoods such as the Black civil war refuge neighborhood "Quindaro", which is one of the poorest in the country, and the mainly Hispanic area of Central Ave. (To name a few), are riddled with a high crime rate... Therefore giving context to the obvious mash up of the two words "Crime", and "Wyandotte".
If u cross dat bridge when u downtown KCMO, an u wind up in Crimedotte, you Betta not make no mo' wrong turns, else u jus' might not be gettin' home tanite! Flip a Ue, an get back to ya plush loft, quick, nigga!
Crimedotte by 18thAndCentral August 31, 2018

crime dog 

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.
Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"
crime dog by McGruff January 9, 2004

crimemog 

Crimemog means out-do someone in crime. Similar to mog which is to be more attractive or successful than someone in a certain category
Also
Crimemogging: When you have done worse, bigger, or crimes that carry a longer prison sentence than the person you are "crimemogging", and hence gaining a reputation of a fierce, tough person
Crimemogged: When you are being outperformed by someone in the criminal department, hence bringing shame, embarrassment and a feeling of not "being enough" in the criminal system
See also: Street Cred Olympics
L.S: Yeah, so that's my story about how i be stealing mail every few weeks
A.P: That's a cool story, did you know i went on a joyride last year!
T.C: Damn, you just crimemogged him!
A.P: Didn't you stab someone, you're the crimemogger around here!
crimemog by Smurkio September 2, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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