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cligging 

To clig. A reverse blumpkin in which the woman is sitting on the toilet and defecating while the man performs cunnilingus on her.
"After an exciting evening of dinner and drinks, Ted and Marie retired to Ted's apartment where they spent the remainder of their date in the bathroom cligging the night away."

Person A: "Hey dude, check out that hot-ass chick over there!"
Person B: "I'd clig that."
cligging by CligCommander February 25, 2010
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cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.
Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.
cloggingbog by boggerclogger December 27, 2020

Clogging 

A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.
Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky.
Clogging by thefairestofthemall March 10, 2009

Clit Clogging 

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".
Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!
Clit Clogging by John Agony October 31, 2007

Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER
Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!
Clingingsmith by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010

Clogging Clam 

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.
I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours
Clogging Clam by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

Clogging 

Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!
Wow have you ever seen a clogger, clogging around as cloggily as that! Clogging hell!
Clogging by KSGBG October 3, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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