cligging

To clig. A reverse blumpkin in which the woman is sitting on the toilet and defecating while the man performs cunnilingus on her.

"After an exciting evening of dinner and drinks, Ted and Marie retired to Ted's apartment where they spent the remainder of their date in the bathroom cligging the night away."

Person A: "Hey dude, check out that hot-ass chick over there!"
Person B: "I'd clig that."

by CligCommander February 25, 2010

cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.

Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.

by boggerclogger December 27, 2020

Clogging

A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.

Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky.

by thefairestofthemall March 10, 2009

Clit Clogging

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".

Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!

by John Agony October 31, 2007

Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER

Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!

by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.

I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours

by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

Clogging

Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!

Wow have you ever seen a clogger, clogging around as cloggily as that! Clogging hell!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021