Crewed

When you are so screwed that it can be compared to the sport "crew" and all of the pain associated with it.

"I have a test tomorrow that I didn't study for! I am soo crewed!"

"We can't come over on Saturday... we're crewed."

Crewed by arielmofox May 10, 2010

crewed oil 

"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.

Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".

crewed oil by QuacksO December 20, 2022

Banter crewed 

A triggered person or group of people who have been humiliated trolled and shamed on a facebook page which results in said snowflake leaving the page normally after reporting.

Dude.....did you see Lee Mayne get banter crewed.....Scott,Arthur,Neal,Zoe and Tina take no shit man.

Banter crewed by Trigger troops January 13, 2019

Creedo

A creepy weird person who harasses women online

Rich is such a creedo,he's always harassing women on social networks it's so creepy and weird

Creedo by CrunchyCrew February 11, 2022

Creed-Bomb 

This is an act named after the band Creed, but can utilize other bands as well. Creed-Bombing involves loading up a jukebox queue or playlist with as many songs by Creed, Nickelback, Hinder, Daughtry, Hoobastank, and other similar rock bands as possible.

We arrived at Kilroys and immediately Creed-Bombed the place with a little "My Sacrifice" and "With Arms Wide Open."

Creed-Bomb by TMort July 31, 2012

Stoners creed 

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust

Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever

Stoners creed by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017

Assassin's Creed Obsession 

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.

Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.

Assassin's Creed Obsession by Jade606 November 19, 2012