I held a benefit with many celebrities in attendance to support the CReSwu. Angelina Jolie donated $10,000 and a 200-acre CReSwu sanctuary in Kentucky.
A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.
Acronym meaning "Cretins of the World, Unite." Though a custom started by mathematics teachers, it has become a commonplace phenomenon on the Internet through the efforts of amateur linguists. Usage is generally when someone has done something incredibly stupid.
User 1: "Everyone knows Clinton was a Republican."
User 2: "This definitely goes to CREOWUN."
A boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of Oregon. It's good if you want to vacation in Oregon for about a week. It's really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it'll just get straight up boring and you'll wanna choke everyone in town. They're schools aren't the best. All filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. You'll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. So, overall; Creswell, Oregon is not a very good town.
Girl: Heeyy! Let's goparty in Creswell, Oregon!
Friend: Nahh, let's go to Portland! Creswell's boriiing!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.