creswell 

Creswell is a mong usual located around Chester, he can have a big nose and an usually big forehead.

Wow Creswell your forehead is so big

creswell by Greeny6234 September 4, 2016

Creswell, notts 

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.

I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

Creswell, notts by Gaaarg I'm a pirate January 10, 2019

Creswell, Oregon 

A boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of Oregon. It's good if you want to vacation in Oregon for about a week. It's really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it'll just get straight up boring and you'll wanna choke everyone in town. They're schools aren't the best. All filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. You'll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. So, overall; Creswell, Oregon is not a very good town.

Girl: Heeyy! Let's go party in Creswell, Oregon!
Friend: Nahh, let's go to Portland! Creswell's boriiing!

Creswell, Oregon by asdfghfds July 8, 2011

Creswell, Oregon

A small town just outside of Cottage Grove, also known as "Cottage Grove" or "Eugene" by almost everything that looks up your location by IP address. A small, quiet town that's rather nice to live in, once you get over there's absolutely nothing to do there and 70% of the population.
Famously known for: building a 2 star McDonald's on the center strip instead of anything actually helpful, like a gym or dispensary, and having a high school that has a dominant role in the state's dropout rates.

Guy 1: Do you think I should live in Creswell, Oregon, or Bethel, Oregon?
Guy 2: That depends: do you wanna deal with old people keeping your town from having anything good, or do you want to deal with absent parents and homicidal kids?

Creswell, Oregon by Nyxxie June 20, 2026

Karl Cresswell 

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims

I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.

Karl Cresswell by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money

Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.

Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011

criswell 

The most beautiful name on the earth, who has this name. Is beautiful, smart, athletic, and thick asf.

I’d love to have a Criswell

criswell by Jdbdjd May 9, 2018