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Creswell, notts 

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.
I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

Creswell, Oregon 

A boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of Oregon. It's good if you want to vacation in Oregon for about a week. It's really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it'll just get straight up boring and you'll wanna choke everyone in town. They're schools aren't the best. All filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. You'll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. So, overall; Creswell, Oregon is not a very good town.
Girl: Heeyy! Let's go party in Creswell, Oregon!
Friend: Nahh, let's go to Portland! Creswell's boriiing!

Karl Cresswell 

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims
I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.
Karl Cresswell by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011

criswell 

The most beautiful name on the earth, who has this name. Is beautiful, smart, athletic, and thick asf.
I’d love to have a Criswell
criswell by Jdbdjd May 9, 2018

Croswell 

A podunk town loaded with pig farmers, beet factory shit, pot smoking zombies, and Texicans looking for work in farm fields now picked clean by machines.

Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.

Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.
Need a podunk day trip? Then hop into your Michigan mud runner and head for a day of warped glee in Croswell, Michigan. You may stay there and inhale the pot-shit air that belches all day.
Croswell by The Bottom Feeder September 7, 2007