shockrafan's definitions

Romantic chrontact

Contacting old flames in chronological order

Did you get to Rebecca yet on your romantic chrontact list? She loved to toss your salad

by shockrafan March 3, 2015

his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

by shockrafan August 20, 2010

Creswu

The 'right thing to do', what a Jedi master would default to every time

Keep it CreSwu.

by shockrafan September 2, 2009

CReSwu

a mythical endangered bird, similar to a Cassowary or Emu.

I held a benefit with many celebrities in attendance to support the CReSwu. Angelina Jolie donated $10,000 and a 200-acre CReSwu sanctuary in Kentucky.

by shockrafan September 2, 2009

social INcast

One that is, and often should be, involved in many social gatherings, happenings and general goings-on. This individual, though frequently without effort or understanding, is the center of the party, and is, by a matter of course, always consulted before any proceeding of a social nature. This person is, by definition, the SHIT.

Kelly: Hey Stacey, let's see what Steve's doing tonight.
Stacey: Yeah, he's probably got a great party planned; what a social INcast! (Giggles uncontrollably).

by shockrafan September 18, 2007

buxtasy

The unique feeling of finding cash in a random place that you had forgotten about altogether.

I had complete buxtasy when I found that Hamilton in the back pocket of my jeans last night.

by shockrafan September 18, 2007

Steel Dragon

The best band ever from the best movie ever, Rock Star. Marky Mark represent!

Stand Up and shou-out! Stand Up, Stand Up, come on and let it out. Isn't that song by Steel Dragon? Fuck Jen Aniston

by shockrafan September 15, 2007