Crestview
A small city in northwest Florida known as "that place you pass through to get to Destin" with all of the shitty traffic, rednecks, snowbirds and crackheads you'd ever (not) want. And any one who goes south of I-10 during rush hour, may God have mercy on your souls. The only thing rivaling the crowds of traffic is the crowds at Walmary and the high school hallways
Person: I'm sorry I'm running late, I got stuck in traffic in Crestview and that set me back about 30 minutes
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