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Crestview 

A small city in northwest Florida known as "that place you pass through to get to Destin" with all of the shitty traffic, rednecks, snowbirds and crackheads you'd ever (not) want. And any one who goes south of I-10 during rush hour, may God have mercy on your souls. The only thing rivaling the crowds of traffic is the crowds at Walmary and the high school hallways
Person: I'm sorry I'm running late, I got stuck in traffic in Crestview and that set me back about 30 minutes
Crestview by 'Merica2 July 27, 2021
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Crestview 

The most ballinest hometown/school in the century of the universe!
person #1::She goes to Crestview.
person #2::Dude! She must be a baller!
Crestview by Heidi Hall June 12, 2008

Crestview Middle School

This is a place where people think they are cooler than others just because their popular. Also a natural habitat for the gays. You can find a wide variety of students like, depressed ones, happy ones, or just ones who have no care in the world what’s going on (which I respect them). I hope this helps you on our sad and pathetic school (jail/hell)🤠
Crestview Middle School is a place where kids think their going to jail bc it’s true

Crestview Poo 

When you make a donkey poop in toothpaste, and then throw it at people
Pete made me angry, so I made some Crestview Poo and threw it in his car

Creekview High School 

A school in Cherokee county, Georgia. This school has a few good teachers, but some who are dumb as shit and have a tough time reading answers out of their teacher edition books. There is also an abundance of stupid rednecks who are just outcasts with no group. Half of the male population dip, many during school, making taking a dump nearly impossible. There are also a few black people, who take it as their responsibility to be extremely loud and annoying. Overall, the school is nice, except for those goddamn dippers.
Badass #1: I'm prairie doggin it here in Creekview High School, but I can't find a fucking toilet seat that isn't covered in piss or tobacco.

Badass #2: Go to the chorus bathroom, those shithead rednecks haven't discovered it yet.

creepviewed 

When people use Google Streetview to do creepy things, such as trying to see in people's windows, or deduce where people live based on what direction they walk home from school everyday.
Jim came to my house yesterday, and nobody told him my address. He must have creepviewed me.

I just creepviewed their new apartment- there's some naked chick in the bathroom window!
creepviewed by NAHTHANKYAH May 19, 2011

Creekview 

A high school in Carrollton, Tx. Known for its slutty girls, drunk cheerleaders,steriod using football team and its rich parents that pay off sports officals.
Dont talk to him, he goes to Creekview.
Creekview by creekview hater1 March 14, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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