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credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch
They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.
credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.
"Sorry I crunched myself"
crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Clenched penis 

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”
Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

crunched my crackers 

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

Crunched Up 

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.
Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.
Crunched Up by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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