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Clenched penis 

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Clenched buttcheeks

Another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard.
After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.

clenched dog eye 

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
clenched dog eye by Dexter G November 20, 2009

CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.
Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?

Clenched Clam Chowder 

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
Clenched Clam Chowder by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder 

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
Clenched Clam Chowder by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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