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cremachik 

is when you pore whip cream on any part of a females body and lick it off
1.I would like to cremachik her.
2.I ran out of whip cream. To bad I cant cremachik today.
cremachik by pct013 January 2, 2009

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch 

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
A creature, monster, or mythical animal
The creetch was very silly looking!
creetch by Type2GenomeManiac June 2, 2017
To act in the way in which creatures act

(see creature)
The racoon creatched along the sidewalk on his way to his home.
creatch by Robert Filardo December 14, 2003

hidge creatch 

a 1 on the 1-10 scale
i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
hidge creatch by provider44 January 14, 2010
creetchy is a combination of both creepy weird and sketchy.
Kathryn Rickour is creetchy because she had anal sex with an elephant.
creetchy by bonker betty boopers October 17, 2006