Creatchling

A tiny creature that dwells in dark corners
Pronunciation: Cree - chi - ling

"One time my cat fell in the sewer, when I came back the next day it wasn't there anymore."
"Maybe the creatchlings got to it."

by Creatchling September 4, 2012

Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Crotchling

One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.

Everybody there was a crotchling of sorts.

by Alt F Four April 28, 2006

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

creaching

the act of stalking someone on facebook, also known as creeping.

Why are you creaching everyone on Facebook?

by yourock_iruhl November 17, 2011

cratching

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008