Creatchling 

A tiny creature that dwells in dark corners
Pronunciation: Cree - chi - ling

"One time my cat fell in the sewer, when I came back the next day it wasn't there anymore."
"Maybe the creatchlings got to it."

Creatchling by Creatchling September 4, 2012

Cretching 

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Crotchling 

One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.

Everybody there was a crotchling of sorts.

Crotchling by Alt F Four April 28, 2006

Cretching 

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

cratching 

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

cratching by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

creaching 

the act of stalking someone on facebook, also known as creeping.

Why are you creaching everyone on Facebook?

creaching by yourock_iruhl November 17, 2011

cratching 

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

cratching by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008