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creatch-it 

A name used to describe a hideously ugly guy or girl (more oftenly girl). A creatch-it is beyond a creature, which is a name for an average ugly person. Unlike a creature, a creatch-it can often be mistaken for something unhuman, hence creatch-"IT".
Ex1:
Person 1: "Damn that bitch is ugly"
Person 2: "Yeah bro... certified creatch-it"

Ex2:
Person 1: "Yo that new girl's in my class"
Person 2: "Is she hot?"
Person 1: "Nah dude, she's a total creatch-it"
creatch-it by ks14 March 7, 2009
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Cratchiting 

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"
Cratchiting by Menolikie December 24, 2013

Cratchiting 

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.
“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”
Cratchiting by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019

Cratchits 

Slang term for side burns
Woah, nice pair of cratchits!
Cratchits by Mutton chops March 11, 2024

Friendo Cratchit 

A brown accountant who is forced to work christmas day when the office is closed
My boss pulled a Friendo Cratchit on me

bob cratchit 

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit
Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
bob cratchit by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018

mrs cratchit crawford 

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.
ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind