creatch-it

A name used to describe a hideously ugly guy or girl (more oftenly girl). A creatch-it is beyond a creature, which is a name for an average ugly person. Unlike a creature, a creatch-it can often be mistaken for something unhuman, hence creatch-"IT".

Ex1:
Person 1: "Damn that bitch is ugly"
Person 2: "Yeah bro... certified creatch-it"

Ex2:
Person 1: "Yo that new girl's in my class"
Person 2: "Is she hot?"
Person 1: "Nah dude, she's a total creatch-it"

by ks14 March 7, 2009

Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"

by Menolikie December 24, 2013

Cratchiting

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.

“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”

by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019

Cratchits

Slang term for side burns

Woah, nice pair of cratchits!

by Mutton chops March 11, 2024

Friendo Cratchit

A brown accountant who is forced to work christmas day when the office is closed

My boss pulled a Friendo Cratchit on me

by Superhoop May 19, 2018

bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit

Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”

by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018

mrs cratchit crawford

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.

ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind

by dxismxe May 2, 2019