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A creature, monster, or mythical animal
The creetch was very silly looking!
creetch by Type2GenomeManiac June 2, 2017
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A more physical form of cuddling, where you hug with both your arms and your legs.
"Last night in bed I creetched on John"
Creetch by angel8 May 1, 2006
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(verb)
1. to smoke weed

2. to mooch
1. Brian, let's pick up a sack and creetch.

2. Dude, can I creetch one of those dirts (cigs)?
creetch by talesboil February 4, 2014
1.Octopus Cuddling
2.A combination of a creep and a bitch
1. a) We were creetchin' on my futon last night
b) We were creetching so much i felt like we were under the sea
2. That chick's always on Facebook, she's such a creetch!
creetch by mr. octopus February 15, 2009
one who attempts at making out or initiating intercourse with one who doese not comply or is sleeping.
Adam was such a creetch when he climbed in my window and touched me in erogenouse zones when I was such a blaquedout magee.
Creetch by Heather Smunt September 29, 2005

Cretching 

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden
Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad
Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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