A name used to describe a hideously ugly guy or girl (more oftenly girl). A creatch-it is beyond a creature, which is a name for an average ugly person. Unlike a creature, a creatch-it can often be mistaken for something unhuman, hence creatch-"IT".
Ex1:
Person 1: "Damn that bitch is ugly"
Person 2: "Yeah bro... certified creatch-it"
Ex2:
Person 1: "Yo that new girl's in my class"
Person 2: "Is she hot?"
Person 1: "Nah dude, she's a total creatch-it"
i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
an intentional misspelling of the word “creature.” often used in typing styles or jokes that include other intentionally misspelled words. used sometimes to describe something as being gremlin-esque, grubby, small, or otherwise chaotic, but it depends on context.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*