creatch

To act in the way in which creatures act

(see creature)

The racoon creatched along the sidewalk on his way to his home.

by Robert Filardo December 15, 2003

creatch-it

A name used to describe a hideously ugly guy or girl (more oftenly girl). A creatch-it is beyond a creature, which is a name for an average ugly person. Unlike a creature, a creatch-it can often be mistaken for something unhuman, hence creatch-"IT".

Ex1:
Person 1: "Damn that bitch is ugly"
Person 2: "Yeah bro... certified creatch-it"

Ex2:
Person 1: "Yo that new girl's in my class"
Person 2: "Is she hot?"
Person 1: "Nah dude, she's a total creatch-it"

by ks14 March 7, 2009

hidge creatch

a 1 on the 1-10 scale

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

creatch

Mateo Tedeschi. The OG creature

Mateo, you creatch! It's four in the afternoon
Look at him dude, he's a creatch.

by The OZ 24 September 27, 2017