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cremaster

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.
I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.
by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004
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cremaster

Fuck my cremaster is chaffed
by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007
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crasterful

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014
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Modern Warfare Remastered

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.
Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.
by Assassin aprentice November 3, 2016
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Bremaster007

The best bres of James Bond. It´s an alias from mee6, an agentfriend from him.
Mee6 is my favourite bremaster007.
by Bremaster007 March 9, 2021
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creasters

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.
by ThatBul January 19, 2005
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Cremate

by Anonymous December 11, 2003
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