Cremasturbation 

To be cremated, on fire, or soon to be either while maintaining the process of masturbation

As the train careened down a mountain pass blazing a fiery red a nun shouted, "heavens my son, what are you doing?" The sailor replied, "Oh my god, I'm on fire, but damn it sister, we are going to die a fiery blaze and since you won't I need to tug one out for the final time in a desperate act of cremasturbation!""Don't forget to repent," said the nun."No time, but I am an atheist anyways, thank you though!"

Cremasturbation by Doof Cooper McGoof December 21, 2008

camasturbation 

Another way\term to say "camsex", which is defined as:
"The explicit depiction of live or recorded sexual subject matter via cam or camera with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer(s) and/or one self.

Any type of cam can be used with webcams connected to computers or mobile cams in mobile phones as the most popular cams."

Or: Hey ellie, wanna have camasturbation?
Ellie: sure do, do you have a cam ready?

camasturbation by or\ellie :D March 27, 2010

comasturbation 

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

creepsturbation 

The act of creeping on people's online social media profiles for pictures to pleasure oneself to, often committed by individuals with neckbeards.

"I had to tighten up my security settings to stop all the creepsturbation going on from my Halloween pictures."

creepsturbation by Rip Van Stinkhole May 18, 2014

cryomasturbation therapy

the therapy you go through if you have toe cancer

riley josh has to undergo cryomasturbation therapy

cryomasturbation therapy by confuepanda May 8, 2023