crèmbster 

A feverish sexual addiction involving a Prince Edward Island lobster (preferably alive). The procedure is commenced with the lobster clenching tightly to the testicles. Once this position is succeeded, the deliverer breaches entry of the lobster’s mouth canal with an erect veiny cock and proceeds down the throat. The penis is then removed with miximum strength. This action continues with violent force until the grip of the lobster begins to become flacid. If done correctly, the lobster should have perished and your shaft should be covered in the successfully harvested “crèmbster”. You may now wring out and drink from either opening of your digestive system.

Who eats a lobster these days. All the rave is in Crèmbster because i need no tools to get into that tough shell!

crèmbster by MrMonoply5000 February 21, 2018

creasters 

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.

There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.

creasters by ThatBul January 19, 2005

Creaster

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

Creaster by Jimsdun March 24, 2008

cramster 

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CREEPSTER

CREEPSTER #1

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP Or Just A Creepy Person in General.

Creepsters think they are Hip & Cool, But, in Reality, They are Really Creepy & Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend Vibe.

Many Times, Creepsters Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creepsters, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards and Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Physically Fit, so that they can Get Laid More Often.

Many of The Females usually are TATTED and are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes.

Creepsters are Always Looking to be Admired and to Get Laid. They will Constantly Brag about How Great They Are, while Ripping Other People Apart to Make Them Look Good.

Some Common Examples of Creepsters (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. All Middle-Aged Men who are trying to get Teenagers in the Sack by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
2. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
3. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe.
4. Married Men who Come On to You while they are bringing their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).

That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little Creepster.

CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 25, 2014

crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

Creamster 

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).

Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???

Creamster by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006