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Creepy Neighbor

While in a circle jerk, blindfolded, sitting on one's hand (a.k.a. "The Stranger"), then reaching one person to the right and giving a tug job.
Frosh: I heard that (random fraternal organization) makes initiates give Creepy Neighbors at a party....what's that?
Grad Student: Dude.....it's only kinky the first time
by Creepiest Neighbor May 12, 2009
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Creepy Neighbor

A Person who sits in the corner and sign languages the person next to her all night about other people in the room. Also this person has been known to stare at you for hours very creepily. This persons real motive is to skin you and wear your skin as a coat so beware.... Although she may probably rape you before she does so. To know if a person really is a creepy neighbor, you just have to ask them to spell "Cock". If they spell it "Kokc" then you know shes going to kill you, and its probably too late.
"The creepy Neighbor is stareing at me. Don't leave me alone with her.... GET BACK HERE SHES GUNNA RAPE ME!!!!"
by Shitpiece February 22, 2009
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Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

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neighbur creeps

Neighbur creeps (creepers):

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Neigholes who pretend to be wonderful people, but in reality, they spy on you, spew hatred and lies about you, and form bonds with other Neighburs to hurt you.

These {Neighbors from Hell will perform small acts that puzzle you, at first, such as entering your back yard and messing with your wind chimes, outdoor lights, move or knock over furniture, allowing their animals to poop near your driver's car door. These creepers can also do hateful acts such as place picture hangers (with nails) pointed into the tread of your tires, or turn on the gas to the grill, while it is covered, without lighting. Creepers hope would be generating a bomb, ignited by the lit cigarette of a passerbyer. These acts can and are hedging on dangerous, but the victim will be unsure whether these were accidental.

The victims do not call the police, simply because the acts are small, meaningless, but over time, these acts are meant to instill fear in the victims, and the hope of the perpetrator is to hurt the victim by 1) creating health issues via stress or 2) cause the victim to move.

The acts of creepers can be serious. It is suggested that if you encounter such small random acts of hate, immediate install hidden security cameras. Your only help, if you need to contact the authorities, is keeping a list (date and event) of the activity and having backup photos or video.
The Neighbur Creeps have planted dog poop bombs by the front door of your car, please be careful when you enter/exit your vehicle.

The Neighbur Creeps are using their outdoor spy camera to film you today.... Be on alert because these creepers have shared the camera's IP address with our other Neighburs and if you are doing anything suspicious outside, Neighbur Creeps will all be home within 5 minutes to do 'at home' Creepo Marx acts of terror!
by passion4Jesus May 6, 2015
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