Creepy Man

A man who follows you around who has the face of a pedophile.

Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help

by ~rebelisity~ April 18, 2017

creepy man hug

if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)

i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty

by ray August 2, 2004

creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.

Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!

by Plushplush February 12, 2010

Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

Creepa OHHHH MAN

Creepa OHHHHH MAN gave birth to Justin Beiber and loves eating slimy cock

Creepa OHHHH MAN
Wow man my cock just grew 6 inches
All good bro

by ALESSANDRO JR MINGONE IS A CUN November 27, 2022

That creep can roll, man

Used to grudgingly admit respect for the ability of someone who you despise.

Dude: That creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude

by Dr Winterbourne April 2, 2009

Creepmantic

A descriptive word for an act which is both creepy and romantic. Often confused with stalking but in order to be considered creepmantic, the act must not be totally unsolicited.

Van Gogh's gift of his own severed ear was considered by many to be the ultimate creepmantic act.

by JLuIe BeWb December 18, 2012