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Creepman 

You've never heard of Creepman?
Every bloodmoon he manifests to take feet.
He is grey... or is it gray? And moist... oh so moist. He seeks boys and girls alike. Creepman is searching for something, but what... we may never know.
Creepman is creeping, while you're sleeping.
Through your window, he is peeping.
Oozing, seeping, while you're weeping.
If you scream, your soul he's keeping.
Creepman by GWCavalier August 1, 2023
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Ice Creepman 

A middle aged man who drives an ice cream truck and prefers to pull into driveways to make the sale. Prefers to sit on the edge of serving ledge and ask several questions while the children patiently wait to give their order. Once the order is placed the ice creepman hands the MILF a Magnum double chocolate ice cream bar and states, "here this is for you".
The ice creepman is on the next block but due to frequent stops to chit chat with the neighborhood MILFs in which he delivers a free Magnum bar to his favorites 😜
Ice Creepman by DizzydizzyD June 20, 2015

Creepanova 

A person who crosses the line in attempting to be chivalrous.
You just went from Casanova to creepanova.
Creepanova by Pfaff'd June 13, 2012

Creepmaster

Someone who is known to be creepy all the time or often.
Why is this creepmaster starring at me?
Creepmaster by Miss Liss August 11, 2008

Creepmantic

A descriptive word for an act which is both creepy and romantic. Often confused with stalking but in order to be considered creepmantic, the act must not be totally unsolicited.
Van Gogh's gift of his own severed ear was considered by many to be the ultimate creepmantic act.
Creepmantic by JLuIe BeWb December 18, 2012

Creemantic 

Where the same action is perceived differently based on the recipient's feelings as either romantic or creepy.
He turned up at her office unannounced to surprise her, I was unsure if the action was creemantic.
Creemantic by Mr_Cruse December 27, 2018

creepomaniac 

creepo fot short, an obsessive creep that noboody talks to at work
rnd person 1: why's jack the first one to arrive and the last one to leave the office?

rnd person 2: idk,he always wear that same piss yellow shirt maybe he sleeps here

rnd person 3: stop talking about that creepomaniac , it's freaking me out
creepomaniac by messi946 October 27, 2012