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Creep Crawlin

(1) doing due diligence on some hos, usually without their knowledge

(2) elaborately setting up situations to maximize your probability of smashing a ho
I was creep crawlin the redbones from saturday on facebook and her ass is a bookshelf for sure.
Creep Crawlin by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009
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creepy crawlin 

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.
Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.
creepy crawlin by Q Dukes August 18, 2010

Creepy crawlies 

Creepy crawlies is feeling like you have bugs crawling all over you.
"ahh, I've got creepy crawlies"
Creepy crawlies by -Chloe- January 14, 2020

Creepy crawlies 

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair
Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.
Creepy crawlies by Chad was here November 28, 2017

creepy crawling 

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.
STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool
creepy crawling by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009

Creepy crawlies 

Bugs, insects, and other nasty critters.
I hate creepy crawlies.
Creepy crawlies by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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