Creepy crawlies is feeling like you have bugs crawling all over you.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.