Definitions by SPARTANGLORY

Gonzales 

make haste. hurry the hell up. go faster.

Derived from the popular cartoon character.

A: when will you be here?
B: in an hour
A: get your gonzales on man I'm hungry

Gonzales by SPARTANGLORY April 2, 2010

ePDA

electronic public display(s) of affection.

Sarah blew up his facebook wall with ePDA.

ePDA by spartanglory January 3, 2010

Fasho Smasho 

A girl (or guy) that you would with 100% certainty have sex with.

Sundi: I didn't get a look, was she hot?
Reesh: Fasho smasho.

Fasho Smasho by SPARTANGLORY December 8, 2009

Marriagina 

A woman who uses sex to trap a man into a long term relationship or marriage.

person 1: Rolando got married already? he's only known her for 3 months.

person 2: Yeah some marriagina got him.

Marriagina by SPARTANGLORY July 19, 2009

Creep Crawlin

(1) doing due diligence on some hos, usually without their knowledge

(2) elaborately setting up situations to maximize your probability of smashing a ho

I was creep crawlin the redbones from saturday on facebook and her ass is a bookshelf for sure.

Creep Crawlin by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009

Figs 

Fake, large breasts. Derived from 'tig old bitties', the 'f' representing the fake aspect.

Did you see those Figs? EEE son.

Figs by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009