Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

Whip Cream Blast

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face

We finished the night with a whip cream blast!

by daveimscared March 1, 2011

Colorado Whip Cream

when a chick and a dude are having sex and another dude walks in with whip cream and ice and pours it on another mans penis and licks it off.Then the chick squirts the whip cream into her vagina and makes both dudes suck it out. Lastly male 1 puts the cap of the whip cream into the other male's anus and pulls it out with his teeth.

YO! the colorado whip cream got to me last night.

by girlsclub February 14, 2012

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

Whip Cream Desert

The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.

Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."

Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."

Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."

by TheDudeMan300 April 7, 2010

vodka whip cream vodka

drinking game in which participants take a shot of vodka, fill there mouths with whip cream then take another shot of whip cream. Before taking each shot the player must yell vodka and must yell whip cream before filling his or her mouth with whip cream. The extreme drunkenness that is a result of this game is referred to as being creamed. This game will always end in wonderful mistakes.
It should be noted the earlier more hardcore players would drink vodka straight from the bottle each time and usually do about 3 shots worth per chug, this method was quickly deemed to awesome and outlawed

wow i got so creamed last night from playing vodka whip cream vodka.

by whitelightning. April 30, 2011

Making whip cream

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.

mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream

by hosin sauce September 12, 2009