A kid who is so bad at fortnite, gets no kills, has 300 squad carry wins, steals your loot and blames everything on you. Wouldn’t recommend playing with him.
Why are you blaming the fortnite loss on me, your such a josh Scott
When you have to take a nuclear shit so you flush the toilet to cover the sound of the explosion.
“I really needed to go, but i was a fraid of the noise. So I used the hiroshima silencer tactic
When you make her cum into a cup many times and blend up the results with protein powder and Greek yogurt.
I’m low on your cum, I need more to make my gourmet Popeyes juice
The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye
Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off