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Cream Pipe Surprise 

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?
Cream Pipe Surprise by Yegee October 21, 2011

japanese creampie 

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum
Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty
japanese creampie by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016

Cuckold Creampie 

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.
She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.
Cuckold Creampie by Learning is power November 17, 2014

eating creampie 

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.
Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

Creampie 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.

E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.
Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'
Creampie by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022

Philly Creampie 

A verb that describes the act of going to the City of Philadelphia and performing a creampie while also getting your car towed.
My buddy got Philly Creampied last night.

I hate meeting my chick at her place in the city, I always get Philly Creampied because there's never anywhere to park.

That chick was totally worth the Philly Creampie.
Philly Creampie by Official HOOR October 18, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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