Cream Pipe 

An erect dick.

I solicited her pussy with my cream pipe.

Cream Pipe by Brock Diesel May 15, 2009

Cream Pipe Surprise 

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.

Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?

Cream Pipe Surprise by Yegee October 21, 2011

japanese creampie 

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum

Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty

japanese creampie by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016

Cuckold Creampie 

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.

She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

Cuckold Creampie by Learning is power November 17, 2014

eating creampie 

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.

Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

eating creampie by creampieslutlover June 21, 2015

Creampie 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.

E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.

Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'

Creampie by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022

Philly Creampie 

A verb that describes the act of going to the City of Philadelphia and performing a creampie while also getting your car towed.

My buddy got Philly Creampied last night.

I hate meeting my chick at her place in the city, I always get Philly Creampied because there's never anywhere to park.

That chick was totally worth the Philly Creampie.

Philly Creampie by Official HOOR October 18, 2020